mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

(via themusingsofrussel)

digitalslug:

(via mgmtselftitled)

(Source: ewanenoellav, via girlkisser)

(Source: sinnohqueen, via leafcrunch)

lilcowgirl4:

It’s not that you have issues…… it’s that you have a tendency to continue using instincts you picked up in childhood that are no longer useful to you on your journey towards achieving openness and intimacy and reliability in your personal relationships w others. It’s not that you’re defective or difficult or incapable it’s just that what you learned to do to save yourself from the experience of abandonment or rejection or ridicule or failure is not helpful here anymore and you need to start thinking creatively and collaborating on better ways to cope with that instrinsic fear that you are not correct, that you are faking, that you will be found out and left, whatever it is

(via beachdeath)

deaddropfred:

Me, a 12 year old child reading “A Series of Unfortunate Events” 14 years ago: What a fascinating but terribly upsetting journey these kids are on! I’m sure they can handle it though, Violet is 15 and therefor very Old and Mature. She got this.

Me, now 26, watching these small children be tortured: what the fuck what the fuck what the f—

(via cezura)

kittyb4e:

(via lgbtlaughs)

frogkeeping:

another episode of “what does my mom think of frogs” this time a tomato frog!

(via furiouslyfeminist)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via shaqeara)

netflixnbirds:

fuocogo:

assgod:

fuck-eater:

reyviving:

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

Me introducing myself

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

Super shy but pushing through it 😭

(Source: reysplendent, via irresponsible-ace)